The time has come. The situation is critical. What to do, what to do.
Clothing has become a problem. We must learn to deal with dressing in a safe manner. Shirts often end up buttoned improperly, underwear are sometimes put on backwards and certainly inside out (can't manufacturers work with this part and make them reversible?
Once was that clothes were made with tags, labels that could be held onto. Without the advantage of eyesight we had the benefit of the label to tell right from wrong - front from back. Not the case now. Now labels are either stamped on, or are so teeny we just can't feel or see them, the elimination of the label no doubt due to cost.
Clothing mistakes can have a serious impact on life and limb, especially getting out of those backward undies only to get back in. Men have it easier since they have a handy front pocket that identifies front from back.
It is the right thing to glance in a mirror before venturing into the world to check for lint, zipped pants, buttons in the correct slots, food stains and so on. Gives feelings of confidence and readiness. However, this can only be done successfully with glasses on hand.
Watch out world, here we come! Where the hell did I put those glasses!
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